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If you are here at this very moment, instead of writing that term paper or completing that task you were assigned five days ago…you are one of us. Feel free to join.


Procrastinate...

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Procrastinators UNITE!:

For all those who put things off until the very last minute.





The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

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  • kissesneverdie

    I'll join this group later.

    Январь 2012
  • aaziraphale

    i mean i should really be studying ....

    Январь 2012
  • HiJackXD

    I'll join this group later.

    Октябрь 2011
  • SeveralPeople

    here's a link

    Сентябрь 2011
  • gorski_

    lol hey all, just found this by stumbleupon :D and tomorrow i have an term test lol

    Август 2011
  • newbewb

    I found this when I was at work and should have been writing a website, am I doing it right?

    Август 2011
  • jaxolotl

    Well... I'll join this group when I'm in the mood... but not now.

    Июль 2011
  • cynthiapowell

    -_-

    Июль 2011
  • SoapMagic

    I procrastinated on another Honors Biology project, and I got a 96 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    Апрель 2011
  • SoapMagic

    I procrastinated on an Honors Biology project, and I got a 100 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    Март 2011
  • thekillingspree

    I... Just can't be bothered with this right now.

    Февраль 2011
  • ADnow-r

    uniting is tiring.

    Январь 2011
  • tideghost

    I used to think I was indecisive ... but now I'm not sure anymore.

    Декабрь 2010
  • SeveralPeople

    I'm procrastinating whether i want to join this group or not

    Ноябрь 2010
  • kiwicio

    just quickly checking my email and my last.fm profile before start getting things done, i have big plans for today! OH SHI- 2 A.M.

    Сентябрь 2010
  • soudruzka

    Wow...I can't believe it only took me 50 minutes of procrastination to join this group. I don't think I've ever been that impulsive before...

    Сентябрь 2010
  • ElMariuolo

    I'll write here something with a sense... tomorrow...

    Сентябрь 2010
  • VERSUSDIE

    .... see you next week :)

    Август 2010
  • ElMariuolo

    I don't have passed the exam... I will study for the recovery...

    Июнь 2010
  • babybling10

    what!!??! The world is going to end if I dont pick up that trash...dont worry i'll pick it up later.

    Июнь 2010
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