Favorite MP sketch...

Страница 3 из 3Назад 1 2 3

- bablo1 пишет...
- Пользователь
- Мар 16 2009, 0:11
Dead parrot,
Funniest joke in the World.
Upper Class Twit of the Year
Bicycle Repair Man
Mosquito Hunting
Sex Lesson from Meaning Of Life
Every Sperm Is Sacred song
Galaxy Song
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life [this song always makes me happy :-) ]

[quote][b][user]bablo1[/user][/b] пишет: Dead parrot, Funniest joke in the World. Upper Class Twit of the Year Bicycle Repair Man Mosquito Hunting Sex Lesson from Meaning Of Life Every Sperm Is Sacred song Galaxy Song Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life [this song always makes me happy :-) ] [/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- deathpetrol пишет...
- Пользователь
- Мар 16 2009, 22:43
Ministry of silly walks or funniest joke in the world

FAiLED

[quote][b][user]deathpetrol[/user][/b] пишет: Ministry of silly walks or funniest joke in the world[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- aamulote пишет...
- Пользователь
- Авг 4 2009, 10:15
Killer bunny

[quote][b][user]aamulote[/user][/b] пишет: Killer bunny [/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- Amig186 пишет...
- Пользователь
- Авг 5 2009, 10:34
The funniest joke in the world. "This man has just invented the funniest joke in the world. As a result he will die...laughing"

[quote][b][user]Amig186[/user][/b] пишет: The funniest joke in the world. "This man has just invented the funniest joke in the world. As a result he will die...laughing"[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- Elnombrai пишет...
- Пользователь
- Авг 19 2009, 11:26
what is your favorite colour?
Red... no yellow
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[quote][b][user]Elnombrai[/user][/b] пишет: what is your favorite colour? Red... no yellow AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- soophj пишет...
- Пользователь
- Сен 23 2009, 15:59
Does your wife go? Is she a goer? I bet she does, I bet she does. Whoooa!

[quote][b][user]soophj[/user][/b] пишет: Does your wife go? Is she a goer? I bet she does, I bet she does. Whoooa![/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- u2martyman пишет...
- Пользователь
- Ноя 18 2009, 11:56
"I don't like spam! I don't want any spam!"

Meh...

[quote][b][user]u2martyman[/user][/b] пишет: "I don't like spam! I don't want any spam!"[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- [Удаленный пользователь] пишет...
- Пользователь
- Дек 21 2009, 3:11
[King Arthur chops the Black Knight's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy
merc—
BLACK KNIGHT: [kicking ARTHUR in the head and knocking him down] Hah! Come on then!
ARTHUR: What!?
!!!

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] пишет: [King Arthur chops the Black Knight's right arm off] ARTHUR: [b]Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc—[/b] BLACK KNIGHT: [b][kicking ARTHUR in the head and knocking him down] Hah! Come on then! [/b] ARTHUR: What!? !!![/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- [Удаленный пользователь] пишет...
- Пользователь
- Дек 21 2009, 3:20
Oh, I love this one:

ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say.... We will say...‘ni’.
CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily.... Ni!
CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
ARTHUR: Ni!
BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu!
ARTHUR: [To BEDEVERE] No, no, no, no. It’s not that, it’s ‘ni’.
BEDEVERE: Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no—‘ni’. You’re not doing it properly.
BEDEVERE: Nu! Ni!
ARTHUR: That’s it, that’s it, you’ve got it.
ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: [To OLD CRONE] Ni! Ni!
[Enter ROGER THE SHRUBBER]
ROGER: Are you saying ‘ni’ to that old woman?
ARTHUR: Um... yes.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] пишет: Oh, I love this one: ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say.... We will say...‘ni’. CRONE: Agh! Do your worst! ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily.... Ni! CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies! ARTHUR: Ni! [b]BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu! ARTHUR: [To BEDEVERE] No, no, no, no. It’s not that, it’s ‘ni’. BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No, no—‘ni’. You’re not doing it properly. BEDEVERE: Nu! Ni![/b] ARTHUR: That’s it, that’s it, you’ve got it. ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: [To OLD CRONE] Ni! Ni! [Enter ROGER THE SHRUBBER] ROGER: Are you saying ‘ni’ to that old woman? ARTHUR: Um... yes.[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- FruLoveNess пишет...
- Пользователь
- Янв 2 2010, 16:06
I love Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit damn it! ha haa ha and Silly disturbances (the Rev. Arthur Belling) from the 36 episode xD haha ... but really... is it possible to choose one favourite? Of course not silly. (:(:

Going through life as yourself is the strongest thing you can do. J.F.

[quote][b][user]FruLoveNess[/user][/b] пишет: I love Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit damn it! ha haa ha and Silly disturbances (the Rev. Arthur Belling) from the 36 episode xD haha ... but really... is it possible to choose one favourite? Of course not silly. (:(:[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- Gabi_Risin пишет...
- Пользователь
- Янв 30 2010, 9:46
Dead parrot
Spanish Inquisition
The Knights
Jehowa
Every Sperm is Sacred
Lumberjack Song
The bridge of death

"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."

[quote][b][user]Gabi_Risin[/user][/b] пишет: Dead parrot Spanish Inquisition The Knights Jehowa Every Sperm is Sacred Lumberjack Song The bridge of death[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- FruLoveNess пишет...
- Пользователь
- Фев 10 2010, 9:55
ok, i made up my mind! the best for now is
'Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)' from the 31 episode!
ha ha haa
fuckin' awesome !! xD

Going through life as yourself is the strongest thing you can do. J.F.

[quote][b][user]FruLoveNess[/user][/b] пишет: ok, i made up my mind! the best for now is 'Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)' from the 31 episode! ha ha haa fuckin' awesome !! xD[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- PirttiHirmu пишет...
- Пользователь
- Мар 30 2010, 21:55
In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" the scene where this guy asks the questions and if one answers correctly to all three he/she may cross the bridge. When Arthur is asked what is the flying speed of a swallow he just replies which one of the swallows. The guy answers "I don't know" and is himself thrown to the pit. I just laughed my ass off when I saw that. :'D

[quote][b][user]PirttiHirmu[/user][/b] пишет: In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" the scene where this guy asks the questions and if one answers correctly to all three he/she may cross the bridge. When Arthur is asked what is the flying speed of a swallow he just replies which one of the swallows. The guy answers "I don't know" and is himself thrown to the pit. I just laughed my ass off when I saw that. :'D[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- WeihnachtsWolf пишет...
- Пользователь
- Июн 13 2010, 4:24
-I was saying "Argument Clinic", but it just isn't.
-The repressed villager (" Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.")
-"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." and the rest of Sir Lanzelots tale.

Unholy evil Prophets rise
Fire is raining from the endless Skies
Can you hear the final Thunder roaring?

NAPALM IN THE MORNING!

[quote][b][user]WeihnachtsWolf[/user][/b] пишет: -I was saying "Argument Clinic", but it just isn't. -The repressed villager (" Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.") -"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." and the rest of Sir Lanzelots tale.[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- [Удаленный пользователь] пишет...
- Пользователь
- Июл 6 2010, 16:03
hungarian phrase book.

my nipples explode with delight!

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] пишет: hungarian phrase book. my nipples explode with delight![/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- Dafitt666 пишет...
- Пользователь
- Авг 2 2010, 15:57
Every single sketch mentioned here plus all the rest^^

sorry, it's just that i can't decide for there are so many awesome sketches of mp ;)

[quote][b][user]Dafitt666[/user][/b] пишет: Every single sketch mentioned here plus all the rest^^ sorry, it's just that i can't decide for there are so many awesome sketches of mp ;)[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата
- Bkkjunk пишет...
- Пользователь
- Авг 21 2010, 17:02
I leke nearly all possible sketches. But my all time favourite is Find the Fish. I even created group for it: http://www.last.fm/group/Find+The+Fish

[quote][b][user]Bkkjunk[/user][/b] пишет: I leke nearly all possible sketches. But my all time favourite is Find the Fish. I even created group for it: http://www.last.fm/group/Find+The+Fish[/quote]

Постоянная ссылка Цитата