Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection.
Step 2: Put it on random.
Step 3: Post the first (two) line(s) from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarassing the song. (if it's instrumental or contains not enough 20 words - skip it!)
Step 4: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 5: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 6: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

Notes: I just did it…

Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection.
Step 2: Put it on random.
Step 3: Post the first (two) line(s) from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarassing the song. (if it's instrumental or contains less than 20 words - skip it!)
Step 4: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 5: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 6: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1 takin time to say…

Kings of Leon
Oh my god, where do they come from? Some sort of gilette-less parallel universe where slipover wearing morons are the intellectual leaders of the society? And who the fuck ever compared their lousy lyrics, leave alone their so-called guitar playing to Led Zeppelin or Deep Purple?? Awful, really really awful.

The Darkness
Besides having the most ugliest singer in Rock n Roll history they … well, obviously suck. They combine the worst of Gary Glitter (ridiculous fantasy suits) and The Sweet (nail-biting vocals that seem to be female). A mutated 70s-Zombie that had better been left…

First of all we've got Sven Väth.
he's the father, we're the children, no words neccessary.

furtheron we have Ricardo Villalobos who is unique and marvellous in combining Classics, Minimal, Funky House and Acid sound. Not to be forgotten his great talent to be fucked up to the max but stil one of the greatest and nicest entertainers. He nowadays plays more techno-ish than most of his fellow Superstar-DJs that dropped just hard Techno durieng the last years. Maximalicous!

What Sven Väth has been for Germany Laurent Garnier did for France. It's incredible how he combines countless styles in…

I found this thing kinda neat.

Basic instructions: take the number of last.fm listeners for each of your top ten artists and add them up. Dividing this total by 10 will give you your rating. Your rating can be divided by the max possible rating (248919) then mulitplied by 100 to give a percentage.
David Bowie: 210683
Die Kassierer: 4411
Depeche Mode: 162779
The Libertines: 65469
The Clash: 151419
Sven Väth: 7098
underground resistance: 4359
Finntroll: 35459
The Prodigy: 139402
Thomas P. Heckmann: 880

Total: 781959
Rating: 78195,9
Percentage: 31,41%