Понедельник 20 Мар 2006, 20:22

So I’ve seen this survey done a couple of times.

And I was like, “Gee, doesn’t this look fulfilling.”

Such deep questions, answered through the titles of music.

My life is becoming clearer already!

Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!

1 - How does the world see me?
Song: Doors Lead to Questions
Artist: The Appleseed Cast
Comments: Oh my.

2 - Will I have a happy life?
Song: Global Tumor
Artist: Gore Beyond Necropsy
Comments: A resounding “no”…?

3 - What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Evil Car
Artist: Yura Yura Teikoku
Comments: Good lord.

4 - Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: A Conviction that Speeds
Artist: Envy
Comments: liek liek liek lollool

5 - How can I make myself happy?
Song: Snow And Lights
Artist: Explosions in the Sky
Comments: Makes sense.

6 - What should I do with my life?
Song: Rat Soup
Artist: Boredoms
Comments: Henceforth, I shall dedicate my life towards spreading the sweet taste of Bubonic plague. Really, it’s quite tasty.

7 - Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Neverending Holiday & Facist Pig
Artist: Coquettish
Comments: It all makes sense now.

8 - How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Or
Artist: Group
Comments: Gee.

9 - Will I ever have children?
Song: Refuse/Resist
Artist: Apocalyptica
Comments: I beat children.

10 - Will I die happy?
Song: Issetsuna
Artist: Tsubakiya Shijuusou
Comments: It’s great how I can understand Japanese.

11 - What is some good advice for me?
Song: Saeglopur
Artist: Sigur Rós
Comments: It’s great how I can understand Icelandic.

12 - What is happiness?
Song: Be In For Killing Myself
Artist: Blood Stain Child
Comments: Suicide and dead babies. I knew it.

13 - What is my favorite fetish?
Song: A String Of Dead Words
Artist: Heston Rifle
Comments: Done found out!

14 - How will I be remembered?
Song: Taifu
Artist: Fujifabric
Comments: Thank you.

I now know the meaning of life.

Now proceeds much joy and celebration.