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THE CURSE OF THE MAN BOOB
Сен 27 2009, 9:23
THE MATERNITY
The fully developed man bosom can cause a great deal of Oedipal confusion. Do we nuzzle our head in there or call child services? Even more distressing is when those fleshy mammaries are presented in bas-relief courtesy of a polo shirt, enemy No. 1 to those with even the mildest form of the condition. See: Ion Favreau, Paul Giamatti Cell Phones & Office
TRAIN LIKE TOM BRADY
For a quick overhaul, it's best to work several major muscle groups at the same time, Carson says. Lunges, squats, and balance exercises are ideal, especially when you focus on form and duration rather than speed. If you have time to target only one body part, make it your shoulders. "They build very fast and can give you a tapered-waist effect, which makes you look better in a shirt or suit," Carson says. Just remember to rest for a day between workouts to give your muscles time to recover and build. Bushnell - Yardage Pro Sport
••• A haircut before your trip isn't ^~^~m just about looking clean-cut—it can make your face appear slimmer if you don't take too much off. Curly or straight, side-parted or spiked up, hair type and style matter less than making sure you don't whip out the clippers and give yourself Bud¬dha cheeks with a buzz cut. "Don't get your hair cut too short," says Beverly Hills stylist Ryan Crupi. "Creating height on the crown of the head and length over the nape of the neck creates an egg-shape look that thins the face." But for guys who are losing their hair, leaving it longer will make it look more meager, so the choice is yours—you can look thinner, but you'll also look balder.
THE CURSE OF THE MAN BOOB
AVOID GETTING BUSTED AT ALL COSTS. HERE, A TAXONOMY OF COMMON TITFALLS.
THE FREAK TEAT
One of these guys got breast implants on a $100,000 dare. The other one just dares you. Not so much breasts as udders, these manatee-size ugs do have an upside: You can hide your Whopper under them. See: sur-gically enhanced Brian Zembic, WWE wrestler Big Daddy V
The fully developed man bosom can cause a great deal of Oedipal confusion. Do we nuzzle our head in there or call child services? Even more distressing is when those fleshy mammaries are presented in bas-relief courtesy of a polo shirt, enemy No. 1 to those with even the mildest form of the condition. See: Ion Favreau, Paul Giamatti Cell Phones & Office
TRAIN LIKE TOM BRADY
For a quick overhaul, it's best to work several major muscle groups at the same time, Carson says. Lunges, squats, and balance exercises are ideal, especially when you focus on form and duration rather than speed. If you have time to target only one body part, make it your shoulders. "They build very fast and can give you a tapered-waist effect, which makes you look better in a shirt or suit," Carson says. Just remember to rest for a day between workouts to give your muscles time to recover and build. Bushnell - Yardage Pro Sport
••• A haircut before your trip isn't ^~^~m just about looking clean-cut—it can make your face appear slimmer if you don't take too much off. Curly or straight, side-parted or spiked up, hair type and style matter less than making sure you don't whip out the clippers and give yourself Bud¬dha cheeks with a buzz cut. "Don't get your hair cut too short," says Beverly Hills stylist Ryan Crupi. "Creating height on the crown of the head and length over the nape of the neck creates an egg-shape look that thins the face." But for guys who are losing their hair, leaving it longer will make it look more meager, so the choice is yours—you can look thinner, but you'll also look balder.
THE CURSE OF THE MAN BOOB
AVOID GETTING BUSTED AT ALL COSTS. HERE, A TAXONOMY OF COMMON TITFALLS.
THE FREAK TEAT
One of these guys got breast implants on a $100,000 dare. The other one just dares you. Not so much breasts as udders, these manatee-size ugs do have an upside: You can hide your Whopper under them. See: sur-gically enhanced Brian Zembic, WWE wrestler Big Daddy V
